My 10 favorite male characters (tv edition)

#10

Sawyer: Hold on, take it easy. You guys are like locusts. How about a little order here?
Charlie: Shouldn't we let someone a little more trustworthy take care of this?
Sawyer: Like you, babynapper?
Charlie: No, like Hurley. Why not Hurley? He's done it before, he can do it again.
Hhurley: No. No way! Not me, no. Not again, no.
Libby: Okay, hey, hey, how about no one's in charge, okay? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need.
Sawyer: Great plan, Moonbeam. And after that we can sing Kumbaya and do 'trust falls.'

#9

Jeff: Batman?
Abed: Yeah.
Jeff: Are you staying for the party?
Abed: If I stay there can be no party. I must be out there in the night, staying vigilant. Where ever a party needs to be saved, I'm there. Where ever there are masks or if there's tom foolery in joy, I'm there. But sometimes I'm not because I'm out there in the night staying vigilant, watching, lurking, running, jumping, hurdling, sleeping. No I can't sleep. You sleep, I'm awake. I don't sleep. I don't blink. Am I a bird? No, I'm a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
[Applies Chapstick]
Abed: Happy Halloween.

#8

Casey: Credit card charges show mostly video games, comic books. Phone records indicate only one female caller in the last six months: his sister.
Chuck: I feel so sorry for this guy, he seems so alone.
Casey: Oh, whoops. That's your old file, Bartowski.

#7

Bill: [to Sookie as she helps Eric] What are you doing?
Sookie: [spitting out a bullet] I sucked silver out of Eric's chest to save his life, even though I really didn't want to.
Eric: ...She was superb.
Bill: Eric was in no danger.
Sookie: W-what?
Eric: A tiny falsehood.
Bill: He was already healing. The bullets would've pushed themselves out. This way he's... forced you to drink his blood.
Sookie: No! No! No!
[getting to her feet]
Bill: You're connected. He'll be able to sense your emotions.
Sookie: [to Eric] You big lying a-hole.
Eric: Bill, I think you're right. I think I can sense her emotions... sweet.
Sookiee: [to Eric] I'll never do anything for you again! Monster!
Bill: [to Sookie] It's not your fault.
Eric: I think I'm gonna cry.

#6

Ross: Chandler entered a Vanilla Ice look-alike contest and *won*!
Chandler: Ross came fourth and cried!

#5

Tony: It's the times the cards told him not to shoot. Queen, Jack, Seven. Jung's theory of synchronicity says there are links between events beyond cause and effect. Patterns the conscious mind can't perceive.
Tony: There is no such thing as coincidence or accident.
Carol: Did Jung say that as well?
Tony: No, that was Joe Stalin. And he was one of history's greatest murderers, second only to cancer.

#4

Barney: Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it's like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don't.

#3

Sheldon: But then some poor woman is going to pin her hopes on my sperm, what if she winds up with a toddler that doesn't know if he should use an integral or a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.

#2

Hotch: Well, I wouldn't have kept kicking you, I was afraid you didn't get my plan.
Reid: I got your plan the minute you moved the hostages out of my line of fire.
Hotch: Well, I hope I didn't hurt you too badly.
Reid: Hotch, I was a twelve-year-old child prodigy in a Las Vegas public high school. You kick like a nine-year-old girl.
******
Reid: Look at me. Without a gun I look like a teacher's assistant!

#1

Dean: Every complaint called in this week about anything big, black or doglike. There's 19 calls in all. And, uh, I don't know what this is.
(hands Sam a post-it note; Sam laughs)
Sam: You mean Carly's MySpace address?
Dean: Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that?
(Sam laughs again, a little incredulous)
Dean: Seriously, is that like some sort of porn site?

Andra nämnbara karaktärer:

Hyde: Trust me, I'm a psychopath.

Kommentarer
Postat av: Elvira

Majoriteten av de där karaktärerna är sådana jag själv har som favoriter! Och åh, vad jag älskar det där citatet från Vänner. Det är så klockrent!

2010-12-01 @ 16:10:56
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Postat av: sandra

nejmen du har ju missat dr gregory house! :) (eller det kanske bara är jag som tycker att han är briljant, folk i min närhet har en tendens att bara tycka att han är elak och störande...)

2010-12-01 @ 16:13:27
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Postat av: Sanna

haha nejmen vad fiiint!

2010-12-02 @ 10:55:58
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Postat av: M i c k a

chuck! <3

2010-12-03 @ 15:40:29
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